IT’S A MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED

......finally the day they’ve all been waiting for is here DEC 25!!....the kids all excited and stuff...Ryan runs down to his parents room and jumps on their bed...MUM!!! DAD!!! Wake up he shouts...it’s Christmas!!!!!.....his mother, with a huge but weak smile on her face wakes up and hugs her Ryan who has been tugging on the duvet for over 2mins....she manages to get her husband to stand up and they all go downstairs....standing close to the huge well lit (powered by electricity) Christmas tree they all sing Christmas carols looking at each other, holding hands and smiling. Breakfast is served, small chops ice cream and juice, Family lunch, friends come over to visit, drop Christmas hampers, family dinner with cousins and distant relatives it was a beautiful Christmas. Ryan couldn’t have asked for more. Right before bed Ryan dropped a note for Santa wishing him well, together with some cookies and a jar of milk....awwwww *sniff*....lovely innit.....yes?....now that’s my idea of a “white Christmas”!!!!*.....lets see what my idea of a “black Christmas” is shall we? *evil smile, room turns dark*

                Down in the deep thick forest area of Abuja lives this Nigga,  Zeem......”Gbam! Gbam! Gbam!” goes the heavy thud on the beat down wooden door......”Zeem wake up” the thick voice goes...”go and wash the cars!....so much for “merry xmas Son”...i get up wipe the drool off ma face, scratching my hairy ass and thinking to myself how do I escape the clutch of “family” today.....I pass the parlour, mother is readin her bible i refuse to greet mainly becos she wasn’t ready to listen to wat i have to say...its almost as if am not counted among the living in this house...am done with the cars wats next...the killing of paris Hilton(name of our Christmas chicken)....dont ask me why i chose the name Paris Hilton....its not bad enuff that the chicken is going to die...now i insult it by calling it Paris smh*”.......Paris, Paris, i scream out where are u?....Paris is out back filing its nails feeling sexy...’’i mean am gonna die...why not i do so in unique style’ it tries to convince itself...i bundle the chicken and take it in for due process....now drinks....i was wondering zobo wud make nice refreshment today....only zobos not alcoholic....and NO i don’t like weed in my zobo....after all was said and done i settle for a nice sleep i was too hungry to even do so i sat wondering ïs my mother tryin to boil an igneous rock...ahn ahn since morning!!!....like wat seemed a lifetime of wait i am asked down for lunch...its pounded yam!!!....i mean pounded yam on xmas?....are we worshippin idols? Is today the birth of Aro?(idol in ma villa).......i swallow the poundo quietly, wondering whatever happened to Paris the xmas chicken?.....straight to my room i march for a heavy nap.....(NOTE: PHCN wasn’t present the whole time....I mean dem niggas couldn’t care less)......dinner was at a friend’s crib becos i couldn’t stand the idea dat i mite just eat pounded yam for dinner again.....lovely dinner ......am back home now sitting outside clutching a branch from the mango tree in ma house patiently waiting for that gay ass paedophile called SANTA to sneak into my compound and start stealing fruits.....”wait till i catch u, u gay ass impotent faggot” I say to myself as i lay on a chair chewing on the remains on the unripe mango I found on the floor.....its a MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED

                There you have it Christmas in real life...no fairy tale....MOST of the actions described by the blogger in this post were completely fictional....am not razz like that....my family loves me and i love them 2....We should know Christmas isn’t all about all the gifts received and how much fun u had....it’s about “living” with JOY”.....JESUS.......OTHERS.....& YOU.....service to Jesus first, then Others, and  then U.....HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR......@LOUIS_THE_XIII signing out

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