OMG!!!!! ITS 2011 ALREADY........

Its the 19th of Jan......So am guessing i OVERSLEPT......am suspecting its that pounded yam from Christmas day(refer to previous post)....that food can act as anaesthetics for cows....well i hope we all made it into the year 2011...for those of yall that left your virginity in 2010...am guessin its not too late...u could try goin back through time to get it....What Now?....its not possible?....Oh Ok My BAD....Sorry Then.....
      Soooo any new year resolutions Zeem?....I'm thinking....... 3 OR 5 MEGAPIXELS?.....iApologize for the useless Joke.......I ask myself....do people still keep new year resolutions?...cause that shit is just a temporary guide to help you from Jan 1 2011 to Jan 2 2011....to summarize my 2010 in one word "boring, annoying, cashless....i could go on but i just remembered i said "in 1 word"...
Year 2010 was a very pathetic year in terms of Blogging.....i couldnt drop posts last year because i dint understand the concept of bloggin....its MY journal..not yours, not anybodys...i was a little disturbed what if people dont like MY posts....what if am a little obnoxious in any of my posts.....now am like... wat the hell its MY posts NOT yours...NOT NYSCs....NOT NIPOSTSs....... if by accident u stumble on them, read, if u wanna i couldnt careless....with that said, i hope to blog more often this year...only if this offices' server permits...i mean som'n that dloads at the speed of 503BYTES/Sec.....when no be say na Uncle RICK ROSS dey chop sponge cake.....and am pretty sure its the fastest in Minna....MINNA.....a place i like to call YEAR 1985....why?.....because Micheal Jackson is still Alive here......Titanic just hit the CD market...Pep Guardiola still plays for Barcelona.......IBB is still President....& of course the ratio of motorbikes/bicycles to human beings is 5000000000000:50000........it gets worse down here you know.....i mean..... if you dare say hi to any Nyarinya(girl) on the road.....ull be conered by men in ski masks and given the legal option.....long sleeve...Armless or shortsleeve(arm reduction techniques)....Also No alcohol....caaamaaannn??.....i shud have just signed up to be a Catholic Priest.......luckily..am not that kind of person...i no be ashawo/alcoholic....well in the long run its gonna be me and my dignity left in minna....Hoping to God that  my employee wont drop his pen on the floor with the intention that i pick it up...thats the day ill quit my job!.....i heard they play that way down hereaccording to @chykelfarooq_rj(who tells of his encounter with the *powerpuff men*)...........IT IS WELL IJN....I WILL SURVIVE